I have available one only size XL TNFP t-shirt. This one is the rare never-to-be-repeated “double reverse” design (orange letters against black background, occasionally referred to as “dud”) rather than the more common single-reverse design.
I put this shirt on as soon as it arrived but only for 30 seconds, over the top of another shirt as I quickly realised the power of this shirt was going to be too hard to control and whipped it off. The sleek lines reveal every rippling muscle and I found that this was a huge distraction to my co-workers and strangers alike, resulting in lowered productivity from staff and embarrassing offers from strangers that could only be repeated on an adult’s only blog (sorry Stakky – secret men’s business). There is also the real possibility that the developing myth around these shirts may leave people believing that you (the wearer) are in fact Christian Fletcher himself and we can only imagine what that would lead to.
So with regret I offer it for sale at original cost ($25) plus postage (around $7.50 I think) or pickup from Mandurah. It comes in original condition and packaging however I must remind you that this shirt comes with no instructions or any warnings whatsoever, so take heed of the above and the buyer will wear it at their own risk.
You can contact me at muzz@iinet.net.au if you’re interested. First in, best dressed (literally).