What else do you do after a vasectomy??

I’m lying in bed with an ice pack somewhere, you figure it out, so whats a bloke supposed to do. Draw a picture of a dragon of course! Now this has no bearing on how cool I am, I must be still under the influence of the drugs they gave me. I did the illustration in Corel Painter and then blended it with a photo I took up in the pilbara. Stylising it with photoshop and Nik Colour Efex till I got the look I was after.

Fellas I can recommend a vasectomy, it isn’t actually that bad. Ok everyone in the operating theatre knew who I was, they kept cracking jokes, i.e. just a little prick and you will be drifting off to sleep, When I woke up my undies were back on and everyone was walking around with a smile on their face. Hmmm I wonder what they were saying whilst I was out cold!!

The bit that hurt the most was getting all the sticky bandages off my hand where the drip went. Oh and that feeling you get when someone kicks you fair in the nurries! Go to it fellas, get it done and do your bit for population control. Hope Ken Duncan isn’t reading this or any other catholics for that matter. Don’t want to offend anyone. But hey, there are too many Fletchers in the world already.

Here is a pic of my hospital bed. Pretty comfy really, it’s a shame that you know someone is coming to get you at any minute to play hackie sack with you private bits.